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Of Whispers and Wonders
Pairing: Prinxiety
Warning: None. This is gonna be fluffy, kiddos.
Marching Band AU?
- Logan is the Drum Major.
- He leads the band while keeping tempo and walking backwards with ease. (He secretly practices at home so he doesn’t make a mistake in front of the other members of the band.)
- He wants to be a music teacher when he graduates.
- He wants to ask out a certain color guard member, but he’s too shy… patton is too precious to approach.
- On a particularly hot parade day, Logan suffered a bought of heat exhaustion. It ended with him stumbling over into the Color Guard members, dizzy and disoriented. Patton saved the day and helped him out of the street.
- Patton is in the Color Guard.
- He loves wearing bright colored outfits and spinning the flags as fast as he can. (Mostly, he likes that he gets to march right alongside Logan.)
- He’s the dance captain of the group (meaning he gets to help teach the other color guard members.)
- The other color guard members are furiously trying to help Patton muster the courage to ask Logan out, but he gets too flustered and ends up cracking dumb jokes in the end. (Logan treasures each interaction, even if the jokes aren’t funny.)
- Was once called “gay” by a random trombone because he was in the Color Guard. Patton looked at him, eyes wide and mouth agape before he said, “Aw, don’t worry! You’re not my type.”
- Virgil is the angsty, emo First Flute.
- He is also the only boy in the flute section.
- He has a slight crush on the Trumpet Leader, Roman. (His twin brother, Patton, will never let him live it down.)
- He wants to be a concert flautist when he graduates (he’s talented enough to do it) but has trouble performing in front of crowds. Patton recommended joining he marching band. The rest is history.
- Once, a parade-watcher attempted to trip members of the band as they marched past. Unfortunately for them, he saw what they were doing and kicked their foot as he marched past. No one else was tripped that day.
- Roman is the Trumpet section leader.
- Also, he’s super loud and cheerful. The newer members really appreciate his enthusiasm.
- He wants to pursue a career in theater, but music is JUST as important. He’ll never let go of his trumpet.
- He sort of wishes he learned to play a woodwind as well. That way, he could be near the flutes because dANG THAT FLUTE BOY IS FIIIIIIIIINE.
- Is Logan’s right-hand-man (and only friend) and constantly bothers him from the back of the band.
- No one knows how he did it, but he’s managed to lose a mouthpiece and find it all during one parade.
Hufflepuff: You don’t wanna mess with me I cry easily.
Slytherin: So… What’s your favourite Pokémon character?
Hufflepuff: James.
Slytherin: Wait… From the Team Rocket?
Hufflepuff: Yeah, I love him.
Slytherin: Why? I always thought you prefered good characters.
Hufflepuff: Well, putting aside their insane obsession with Pikachu, he is the only trainer that actually ever asked his Pokémons if they want to join him. He lets them wander freely, out of the pokéball and loves them despite being constantly accidentally injured by them. Among others reasons.
Slytherin:
Slytherin: I just realised something.
Hufflepuff: What is it?
Slytherin: I think I love you even more than I thought, if that’s even possible.
Hufflepuff: *makes bad pun*
Ravenclaw: *to Gryffindor* we need someone to punch her for making a bad pun.
Gryffindor: But who would punch a Hufflepuff?
Slytherin: I would! *goes to punch Hufflepuff*
Hufflepuff: *turns around to face Slytherin*
Slytherins: *stops* I can’t even do it!
Hufflepuff:*smiles brightly*
Slytherin: (dragging self to class) Mornings? More like mournings
Slytherin: I swear I’m gonna punch the first person who talks to me
[Slytherin’s favorite Hufflepuff is walking by]
Slytherin: (to Hufflepuff, all too soon) What a lovely day!
Hufflepuff: Isn’t it? I can almost smell the excitement and the promise of a new day
Slytherin: (trying to impress) If you observe keenly, the sky seems to be greeting us
Hufflepuff: But Sly, you need to learn to share!
Hufflepuff: Okay, if you have ten biscuits and someone asks you one?
Slytherin: I would still have ten biscuits.
Hufflepuff: And if you have ten biscuits and someone takes one?
Slytherin: Ten biscuits and a dead body.
Hufflepuff: *sighs*
Hufflepuff: What if you have ten biscuits and I ask you one?
Slytherin: Then I would have five biscuits left.
Hufflepuff: Five?
Slytherin: Of course, I would give you half of it.
Hufflepuff: *actually touched*
Hufflepuff: *blushes*
Hufflepuff: *says something dumb*
Slythierin: remind me again why I’m so in love with you?
Hufflepuff: *smiles*
Slytherin: Ah, of course
Gryffindor: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Slytherin: You’re a hazard to society.
Hufflepuff: And a coward. Do twenty.
Perfect Slytherin-Hufflepuff friendship
Slytherin: If you lay a finger on me, you will surely die.
Idiot: -pushes them down- Going to kill me now? -gets tackled by Hufflepuff-
Slytherin: Who said I would kill you?
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Hufflepuff: -cries for any reason-
Slytherin: -takes out wand- Who wants to eat their own teeth?!